Handy Fotos der Woche 55

May 19, 2024

Had to buy some stuff from that Swedish box store. Didn’t bring home any calamari, which I am regretting.
May 14, 2024

I guess I should have gone up the elevator last week, because now it’s broken, and they don’t know when it will be fixed.
May 15, 2024

This is supposed to be a picture of bears eating ice cream, but I was distracted by the line score.
May 15, 2024

“I don’t know what you’re doing, but you’re doing it wrong.”
May 16, 2024

This next set is the most German thing ever. The city (via an 8th-grade class at the new school, which is funny because those are the people leaving their plastic candy and snack wrappers all over this park) has put up a sign about how long trash takes to decompose in the woods. They gave everything cute names, but here’s what stood out, the bit I have circled in red: “All information provided without guarantee.” No coming back in 375 years and suing the city for lying about the pop can!

This f’n place, you guys.

(Also please note that the mask is going to poison the land for 450 years, much like the Thirty Years’ War.)