{"id":5922,"date":"2026-02-06T17:51:09","date_gmt":"2026-02-06T16:51:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/radishthegreat.com\/blog\/?p=5922"},"modified":"2026-02-06T17:51:11","modified_gmt":"2026-02-06T16:51:11","slug":"the-handbags-of-ancient-wisdom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/radishthegreat.com\/blog\/2026\/02\/06\/the-handbags-of-ancient-wisdom\/","title":{"rendered":"The Handbags of Ancient Wisdom"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Just an idea that flashed into my head while I was enjoying some lowbrow edutainment. New season <a href=\"https:\/\/www.fernsehserien.de\/ancient-aliens-die-urspruenge\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"starts here next Wednesday\">starts here next Wednesday<\/a>!<br><br>You saw it here first!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"935\" height=\"387\" src=\"https:\/\/radishthegreat.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Mysterious-Handbag-In-Ancient-Times.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5923\" srcset=\"https:\/\/radishthegreat.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Mysterious-Handbag-In-Ancient-Times.jpg 935w, https:\/\/radishthegreat.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Mysterious-Handbag-In-Ancient-Times-300x124.jpg 300w, https:\/\/radishthegreat.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Mysterious-Handbag-In-Ancient-Times-150x62.jpg 150w, https:\/\/radishthegreat.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Mysterious-Handbag-In-Ancient-Times-768x318.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 935px) 100vw, 935px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ancient Astronaut Theorists Say Yes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5923,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[140],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-memes"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/radishthegreat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5922","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/radishthegreat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/radishthegreat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radishthegreat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radishthegreat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5922"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/radishthegreat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5922\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5924,"href":"https:\/\/radishthegreat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5922\/revisions\/5924"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radishthegreat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5923"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/radishthegreat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radishthegreat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/radishthegreat.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}